hi hi hi!

posting here from little miss melissa.s house : D

half my face is completely  numb. grr. know why?

well today people kept throwing stuff at me today. first of all i was talking to claire while walking backwards and then i turned around with my face an inch from a pole. i blinked at that moment while i stepped forward and i smashed my face into the pole. i saw white spots. it hurt so so sos os sososos sos so sosos so so unbelievably much. and, hey, i am a toughish girl, i.m not a crybaby. but it hurt so bad i was about to cry, just so you know. well i was rushed off to the little nurse over here ms. liz and i i.m like “can i have an ice pack?” and she.s like “no it.ll be okay.” and i.m like… -_- well thank you.

so i just sat there resting.

THEN!! in mrs. g.s class, little miss NICOLE over here CHUCKED A PENCIL AT ME. well, she didn.t mean to. she meant to throw it at ray, but UNFORTUNATELY she MISTOOK the angle and i heard this WHOOSH sound and i turned my face a little bit to see what it was and then i saw this pencil for a second and then it slammed into my face, right where my head was throbbing. thanks, nicole. appreciate it.

then at lunchtime some of the girls and 3 of the guys (elijah, micah, connor) played jumprope. connor was whipping the rope around really super fast and then it just flung out of the other person.s hands and it smacked me right across the face. thanks, connor. appreciate it.

THENNN right afterward i turned around and this volleyball smacked into my face. THANKS ELIJAH, APPRECIATE IT.

but now i can just feel my face. woot.

last night i had this weird weird dream. i woke up cuz i heard this CLICK sound, and i turned my head a little bit and michael jackson was right there in front of my face. and i.m like AAAAAAHHHHH cuz i have a super duper giant fear of michael jackon. and then i looked down and i saw a knife under my throat. michael was really pale and had a mask on, it was creepy.

then he.s like “if you want to live, you have to do what i say.” and i.m like, whimpering “what do you want me to do? what do you want me to do??” and he.s like “kill…melissa…” and i.m like SAY WHAT GIRLFRIEND inside my head but this dude.s got a knife to my neck, okay? so i.m like, “why?” and he mumbled something i didn.t catch. i said “but i don.t want to kill her!! she.s my best friend, and she deserves to live!!” and he.s like “you WILL kill her,” and i said “I WON.T!” and then i felt his knife slash across my throat and i fell fully asleep. it was so realistic, i thought i actually died as the black came around my eyes. i was really genuinely scared.

i told melissa this today, and she said that he.s probably haunting me because i make fun of him sometimes. and then she thought it was nice because i would die for her, i.m like “yeahyeah whatever” xD but IT WAS SO SO SO SCARY AND REALISTIC!!! :[

any scary dreams you.ve had?

~MAYA!

again i am super duper fuper guper uber early, it is 7:30.

so i am making a post in my half hour of spare time.

yesterday was SUPER annoying. in mr. g.s class, there was a substitute mrs. katie but when she wrote her name on the board she put a ♥ on top of the i which annoys me in such a deep level you cannot understand. so that.s what happened.

then she talked in this super high pitched voice that was all whiny and…supernatural x] and then she suddenly made this ‘pterodactyl noise’ because today.s assignment to write in our journal was

‘if you grew silver pterodactyl wings and a monkey tail, what would you see? what would you do?’

so she ‘demonstrated’ and i like…leaped out of my chair. it hurt my ears.

at lunchtime today, i saw this little boy with a cobra starship shirt. i was like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR SHIRT ♥♥♥ and then his other friend said ‘thank you’ and i.m like i wasn.t talking to you *glare*

and he.s like i know i.m answering for him. and i.m like 0_0 ok then

today i got to be grace.s helper in wasting valuable classtime. apparently she had a job, that she had to give teachers little green forms or something (i didn.t really understand it, so…) and since her partner katie had to type something up for mrs. y, she couldn.t so, me being right beside grace, she chose me to go with her. so, going to the office to a teacher to a teacher to the office down to the playground and all the way back up to the classroom, i wasted quite a lot of art time and grace wasted quite a lot of library time. oh well. art was being done at mr. g.s classroom anyway.

when i got back melissa was like ‘YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK!’ or something like that x] and josé was like “i thought you died”

then as we packed up for library elijah asked me “who would you rather kiss, josé or me?” and i.m like o_0 and when i didn.t answer he stalked me for the rest of the day saying

answerthequestionanswerthequestionanswerthequestionanswerthequestion

it was very very very annoying. i finally said i would rather kiss elijah because i hate josé just that much because he is super duper annoying. and also, just before he said he would rather kiss me than monica so that sort of..yeah.

then he asked me who i would rather EAT, him or cole. o_O and i.m like, laughing out loud about how stupid that question was and we.re in the library with mrs. y teaching us how to do something on the computer and everyone kept staring at me because i was laughing. then i chose cole because i really REALLY want that boy out of my life. REALLY.

~MAYA!

heylo!
since i am super duper fuper guper uber early this morning xD i have taken the time out of my busy schedule to post for all you little almonds.

YES, MELISSA, I DO MEAN ALMONDS.

as many of you do not know, raymone.s horrifying name reminds melissa of almonds which makes her angry because now i.m calling her a raymone.

and i.m calling you a raymone too, so i suspect you will get angry too. but you are an almond deep inside your heart and YES YOU DO HAVE A HEART!! because i am the only girl in the world without a heart (ex. twitter conversation with @thechipmunkclub). speaking of hearts melissa and i were talking on the phone yesterday about how forgetful i am and then suddenly we got on the topic of brains and hearts for some reason, and melissa asked me what laid in the empty hole where my heart is supposed to be, and i said a second brain. because i.m just that awesome. so then she told me that i should take out my brains and shower them or something like that and tell them to remember to bring my math practice workbook home. and i.m like okay i.ll do that, and my mom was in the room listening to us talk about brains. it was very awkward.

i.m wearing my abercrombie shirt today!! w00! [: VOTE! who.s visited alternative hub. *watches people yell ME ME ME ME* now…who.s LIKED it! … *crickets* … WELL TOO BAD LIKE IT ANYWAY

moving on!

GERARD WAY!!!! *fangirl scream and faints* just kidding. but he is amazing. i wish i could say hi like that that would be awesome, then i would say it to someone and they would give me the brendon face. and i.d be like well too bad i.m awesome like that.

i.m gonna be an emo for halloween but the way i.m dressing and the way part of my hair will be black and stuff, it reminds me of frank iero. but i won.t say i.m him because people will be like…what the heck is a frank iero. and i.d be like YOUR FACE and then no one would give me candy. and that is that.

~MAYA!

“HAIIIIIEEE”

HI EVERYONE!!

this is a really really quick post but i.d just like to let you all know that brennybears, melissa and my former mcr/tyv/patd/fob/cobra starship fansite, we have changed our sort of childish name to “alternative hub,” and if you go there you.ll see why.

please please check it out because it is the amazinger, newer version than brennybears. <3 you, and thank you very very much. bye for now!!

~MAYA!

is super duper fuper guper uber excited for the new fansite!!!!!

hi , itsa nicola. i talk in slack but my friends really like it. they think it.s funny.

ok, well it.s me again and, well i have nothing else to do but type. actually maya is typing it for me because i.m too lazy. well, on wednesday at school, in mrs. y.s class, this boy named kevin, or pf chang, as maya melissa and i call him, as you didn.t know melissa is my best friend. so. i.ll continue the story.

maya took kevin.s 3D pumpkins. why you ask? well because. we have something called “little buddies.” which are little kids in kindergarten and we do all these fun activities with them. LIKE SPEND OUR MONEY ON BOOKS. 

and, um, i can.t really buy the books .cuz right now i only have 1 dollar in my wallet. why? BECAUSE I.M A POOR CHILD.

(just kidding.)

i was being sarcastic. ok. so what happened was that maya hid kevin.s 3D pumpkins on this kid.s desk and under camilia.s desk. so then, kevin, with his chinese accent, said to maya “where did you put my pumpkinsa?”

and then maya said “i.m too lazy to find them!”

and so kevin.s all like “you.re a weird child.” just kiddinga, he didn.t really say that. i.m being sarcastic, yet again. and YES! people CAN be sarcastic in this world, well, i.m gonna continue my story. so kevin, with his weird accent, asked maya, “AAH MAYA GIVE ME MY DUMB PUMPKINSA!! DO I HAVE TO BEAT UP RAY FOR YOU TO GIVE THEM TO ME?!” and if you didn.t know who raymone is, or ray, well, he.s this very obnoxious kid who i have to sit next to. SO AGAIN, to the story. kevin, went up to ray, and pretended to slap him. then ray got really mad and slapped him SO HARD that you could probably hear it a mile away. again, i.m being sarcastic because at that time everyone was laughing and shouting and talking. and no there was no teacher in the classroom. how lucky are we, huh? so then a minute later, maya came up to me and said “hey look at kevin.s face” and i.m like “what happened?” and she.s like “well you know when ray slapped kevin? there.s a mark of ray’s hand on his cheek.” and she got kevin.s face and she forced his face toward me and showed me the slap mark. so we were all cracking up. and kevin tried to diss me. with his weird accent. and then maya went to defend me and said WHAT U SAYING TO HER FOO?! so that is the end of the (first) story. and yes, i do not have a blog, if you are wondering, like maya.s mom was wondering just right now, and if you.re reading this on friday, well, right now it.s 5:26 pm.

ps. i do talk in slack version and i interrupt my stories a lot.

today i was at maya.s house and we were looking out her bedroom window and we saw this dude sitting shirtless on his windowsill. so i was yelling through the window at him…and have you heard of this commercial by fischer price that goes “play, laugh, grow!” well, i sang my own version to him through our window, and it goes

“play, laugh, put your shirt on”

if you think it.s funny, you are a good friend. and if you don.t, i.m gonna slap you on the head. and no, i am not violent. but when you don.t laugh at my jokes, i will turn into a devil. ps. i was being sarcastic, for the fifth time. alright, on with the story. so then i sang it again, and i hid while maya was trying to hide but she was too late and the dude turned around and saw maya, and gave us the middle finger, or as maya.s mom calls it “flipped the bird.”

GASP!

i am very sarcastic, but don.t blame me, blame maya, cuz she taught me it. so many things happen in life, and yes, i am talking like an innocent girl that knows what.s going to happen in the future, and what happened in the past. and if you are laughing right now, like maya is as she typing this, at 5:31 pm, you are a nice person. and you want to be my friend. and if you are laughing, but don.t want to be my friend, WELL THAT.S TOO BAD BECAUSE YOU CAN.T GO TO MY POOL. and if you.re not laughing at all, and want to be my friend, then you are allowed to go to my pool. and no, you don.t know where i live, and i will not tell you. SO TOO BAD. again i am being sarcastic. for the, what, 900th time today.

the day at the mall.

well maya doesn.t really like abercrombie, because she thinks that the clothing is a “walking advertisement.” in quotes. so i convinced her to come into the store with me. at that time i was a child, with only $13. and as you know, that is a lot of money for a poor child. yes i am being sarcastic again! so we went in and maya.s mom noted it smelled “abercrombie-ish.” and in my head i.m like “YEAH DUHHH, we’re in abercrombie, it SHOULD smell abercrombie-ish.” and if orly, you are reading this right now, i was being sarcastic. and maya, is cracking up while typing this. ANYWAYS back to the story.

so we went in the store and we were looking at this expensive clothing that i could not afford, but little miss maya could. why, you ask? well because, she had 

$23 DOLLARS

in her pocket. that is a lot for another poor child. and please, i.m sorry that i keep on interrupting my story, but it.s so, for you to understand, the painfulness of being poor. OK ON WITH THE STORY NOW : D

so we went in the store again and maya saw this really nice shirt and you want to guess how much it cost?

no, not five thousand dollars. that is WAY over her budget. that is probably how much money she spends in clothing. in 2 years. alright now. the shirt cost $10. i was amazed. because, i was like to maya “that shirt is probably $100!”

wait right now i have to go to the bathroom so just wait here. and yes i did just tell maya to type this.

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*maya taps on keys while waiting for nicole*

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ok i.m back! it feels so good to go to the bathroom. ok so, she saw this shirt and she.s like “awww ten dollars!!” acting like it was all the money she had in her pocket. so i.m like “wowwwwww” and i kept saying wowww until i stopped saying wowwww. then we went to pacsun and i saw that there was a sign that said “all t-shirts $6.99″ so then i got there and i went inside and i RAN! as fast as i could to wear it said “clearance, $6.99.” i saw this really nice shirt and i.m like MAYA LOOK AT THIS and maya.s like “oh my gosh oh my gosh” and she.s like “how much is it nicole?!” and i.m like “WAIT GURLFRIEND LET ME FIRST LOOK AT THE SHIRT. and then we.ll see how much it costs.” so then i looked at the shirt and i kept looking at it

and looking at it

until i was too tired to look at it anymore. then i saw the pricetag and do you want to know how much it cost?

no, not $90. no, not $50. BUT, TWENTY FOUR NINETY NINE. here in california, we have to pay TAXES for our clothing. so the actual price was $25 dollars. that is a lot for a poor child.

 ESPECIALLY ONE WHO ONLY HAS THIRTEEN DOLLARS IN HER POCKET. (and if you are asking yourself “why couldn.t you borrow maya.s money?” WELL THAT.S BECAUSE I DON.T LIKE BORROWING PEOPLES MONEY CUZ THEN I FORGET AND THEN THEY DONT WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND THEY KEEP TELLING ME THAT YOU OWE ME THIRTEEN BUCKS.)

so, as a poor little girl, i looked at the shirt, and put it back. 

tear.

so maya wanted to go back to abercrombie because little maya here, she.s actually four foot nine, and i.m four foot eight, so she.s really not that little compared to me, 

by an inch,

that is very tall in my book, wanted to buy this other shirt she saw in abercrombie so she tried on the shirt and did all that girly stuff and while she was doing that, i saw this shirt for $13 and fourty cents. i thought i had the forty cents but remember we have to pay TAXES. so it would.ve cost $14. and no, i.m not a math geek, so i don.t know how much cents it would.ve been. and then i.d say “no offense to the math geeks” so then i tried on the shirt and, um, i really didn.t like it cuz you could see my bellybutton. so i put it back, and while i was doing that, um, oh my god. MAYA, or little miss MAYA, was buying her $20 shirt. then i saw this light pink shirt for $13.40 but it was too high for me to get it.

i need to go to a soccer game right now 

please vote if you want me to have a blog or not, about my sarcasm and about this singer called lady gaga. i really like her. PLEASE GO TO YOUTUBE TO HEAR HER SONG CALLED PAPARAZZI. “well, goodbyee!” in a very sweet voice.

ps. i.m a sweetie on the outside but a devil on the inside.

bye.

~NICOLE!

hey everyone!!
the nicole is coming over today so expect a post by her soon!!

you-”say what.”

me-”nicole wants to post on here when she is here. deal with it.”

you-”ok.”

what we shall do is play with my itouch, the wiiiiii, write a post, go to the mall (tilly.s/zumiez) and other blah. tune in later ^_^

–oh and by the way, she doesn.t know the format of posting, like how i don.t put any capitals or how i put . instead of ‘. so. just…bear with us ^_^–

hi lo!

today is great [: again, nothing went wrong and…everything went right.

grace, today, was wearing a sparkly pink scarf while i was wearing a white and black one. she knows how much i hate the pink so she dared me to switch scarves with her, and she would give me a wafer thingy at the end of the day. so we did and immediately everyone attacked me with their

“I THOUGHT YOU HATE PINK?!!!”

-ness. it was annoying. i had to explain the dare every 5 minutes. but i got my wafer! xD

instead of ‘OHHHHH YEAH SHE WENT THERE’s after someone makes a great comeback, now i say ‘zing.’ know why? cuz that.s what frank iero says. e.g:

“it.s always SO awkward to pretend to play. i kind of feel like ashlee simpson.”

“ouch.”

“zing”

today we were making little paper 3D pumpkin things for our little buddies which i do NOT have because i was absent the day they were assigned so i just sat around annoying people. OKAY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. i was sitting in kevin.s seat and i stole both of his pumpkins. i put the bigger one on elijah.s desk and put the smaller one under a chair. he found the bigger one but could not find the smaller one. he kept on threatening me like “DO I HAVE TO BEAT UP RAY TO MAKE YOU GIVE IT TO ME?!”

and i.m like “yes!!” because i don.t like ray and ANYWAY i know kevin was too weak and helplessish to actually do that xD so he grabbed ray and pretended to punch him and stuff thinking i was dumb BUT THEN!!!! ray slapped him in the cheek AND IT WAS SO LOUD IT SOUNDED LIKE A FIRECRACKER!!! so kevin like shrieked xD and i gave him his pumpkin thing. but now he has a red-pink hand mark on his cheek where ray slapped him xD xD lulz!

so jose and i did the comeback war thing again. but i think nicole said something really bad so i.m like OHHHH YEAH SHE WENT THERE and melissas like OHHH and nicoles like OHHHHH and monicas like OHHH and alex was like OHHHHH and then suddenly everyone in the class was saying OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! it was so weird then people from other classes came in and started saying OHHHHHH all to jose xD it was so funny. and weird.

byeee!!

~MAYA!

zing!

PLEASE READ MY NEW STORY THE DEVIL’S BOY.

hi.

today was pretty fabulous, partly because nothing went wrong. today was picture day and i wore my amazing red top.

or so i thought it was red. i bought the plaid shirt from pacsun, one of my favorite clothes stores. it was semi-longsleeved, red, and plaid which was pretty much everything i.d ever wanted (lol)

but when i wore it today the ‘red‘ was pink. and i discovered this at school. i told everyone i hatehatehate the color pink with a burning passion (lol!!) so when i wore that pink plaid shirt everyone.s like “heh heh lookit maya i thought you said you hated pink“

and i.m like “ITS RED!!! GEEZ” and no one cared.

so i took my picture with a pink top. bleh. i hate smiling with my teeth by the way, because it looks cheesy when you.re taking a picture and you have the giant xD smile. so i smiled with my mouth closed. which is also awkward but it.s better than looking like a freak.

at recess nicole melissa monica and i stayed inside the classroom with the only inhabitant, an easily distracted boy name josé. we were hanging around behind him watching him finish his test which he had not completed in the time given in class. we tried to distract him as much as possible. because we.re evil. anyway so we were eating mango and we were like “so josé do you like mango?” and he.s like “yea” and so we commenced the noisy eating of dried mango in front of his face.

then melissa decided not to be torturous so she gave him a crumb of it and he was like EW WTF and he tossed it on the floor because i guess he thought the mango we were eating wasn.t dried.

so anyway we were sort of insulting him lol xD and josé’s like to monica “you.re a loser” and she.s like “you.re a loser” (nice comeback) and he.s like “your mom.s a loser” and she.s like

“your GRANDMA.S a loser”

and he paused so we expected a very harsh retort so we were surprised when he said “yeah she is. i hate my grandma.”

so i.m like “OH. COLD.” to monica (FAIL!) and nicole.s like “that was so cold it burned.”
for some reason it was funny so we laughed and stuff and started talking about clothes just to annoy josé because what kind of guy likes to talk about clothes? anyway the bell ringed and we had to go back inside so that.s pretty much the last interesting thing that happened today. (: Bye everyone!!

~MAYA!

hi everyone!! i am so happy today, know why? well i don.t either so…sorry.

ummm OK xD uhh so sorry i haven.t been posting on w.c i am so out of ideas 0_0 “OUT OF IDEAS?!!” you scream. “THE WORLD.S ENDING!!!!!”

no it isn.t you silly dudette. OH speaking of dudettes my new table in period 1 which consists of me monica and elijah (xp), elijah and i were discussing the word ‘dudette’ and that why there isn.t such thing as a ‘guyette’ so we made up the word guyette and i called daniel l. a guyette and he.s like 0_o WHUT U CALL ME FOO

no he didn.t really say that but…whatever. melissa and jillian and sara b. went to a jason mraz concert! i would.ve wanted to go……….if i liked him more. but i only know 2 of his songs, if it kills me and i.m yours.

YEZ! yesterday trenton wasn.t wearing a fauxhawk. i was afraid i would have to slap him. no i.m just kidding xD i never slap anyone. ever. yeah.

“i.m just a man! i.m not a hero!”

heh heh :] i love that quote from WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE, which song like i posted yesterday or the day before that. how about another song? i am a little too lazy to post a beautiful drawing right now heh

that.s from paramore.s new album BRAND NEW EYES! weird name, right? yeah. my friend nicole always makes fun of it

bye bye!! <3

~MAYA!

oh. please check out this bloggah i just found out aboutt lol bloggah

link.

hii!!

people are viewing brennybear now, yay, and thanks so much!

it.s official – i.m being an emo for halloween. with makeup and everything. yayya! it seems no one else knows at school…….what are you gonna be?? :]

i.ve descovered 3 ways of doing the cry smiley xD one is :’[ one is ;__; and my favorite one is Y_Y

that.s... irrelevant, but whatever.

trenton was wearing a fauxhawk today. it looked so annoying i just wanted to smack it. irrelevant also, but it needed to be said.

lots of...troubles.. are occurring in my square of friends :p monica, melissa, me and nicole. well, monica is sort of mad at nicole because she.s "dramatic" and "emotional" and blah and nicole was crying because monica didn.t want to be her friend anymore because nicole thought monica was stealing me and melissa from her and it was a big deal and stuff, all of this DURING P.E which is really distracting when you.re trying to hit a volleyball. i don.t know how we.re going to solve it but...yeah...hey! it.s not MY problem, i.m not involved in this..,

MY MCR GLOVES CAME TODAY!! SO SO SO PRETTY <33 tomorrow i.m going to wear them with gray jeans and this gray plaid top i bought a while ago but keep forgetting to wear xD and a black jacket. :]

i got a key to my house. it.s purple with yellow happy faces on it. i know, you.re jealous. mm, you.re probably not but that.s not my problem….who wants to hear a song?!

~MAYA!

fauxhawks are suckish. unless they.re on ryan ross. i.m sorry.