I HATE NATHAN.

so we have this project due today, right? we have a group of 6 people, me, melissa, monica, jason, dane and nathan, okay? i say “oh, great, 6 people, we.ll get done faster.”

THEN JASON AND DANE GO TO A 2-DAY-LONG PARTY IN THE CYBRARY. NOT COOL.

so melissa is gone for two days (not her fault ;]) and monica nathan and me have to do the work. monica is coloring and labeling, i.m tracing and managing everything, and what is nathan doing? HE IS DOING ABSOLUTELY

NADA.

if you don.t know what that means it means nothing. jsyk.

SO I GOT FED UP WITH THAT FAT LITTLE IDIOT. (xD)

hey, i couldn.t take it okay, so i told the teacher, because, well, here.s our conversation. i.m yellow, nathan.s purple.

“nathan, how.s your shapes coming along?”

“STOP ANNOYING ME”

“i.m just asking you because i.m team leader..? wait, you.re not doing anything!!”

“yes i am!! i.m doing all this work!!”

“dude you.ve barely done anything since the beginning of this week.”

“YES I HAVE.”

“well nathan if you want to get a good grade then you.d better start working.”

“I DON.T WANT TO.”

“you have to or we.ll all get a bad grade.”

“I DON.T CARE IF YOU GET A BAD GRADE.”

…can you see how annoying that.ll get? i.m serious. i.ve been taking that for a week now. so i told the teacher she got angry he got angry at me i got angry at him.

and it was due today.

we didn.t finish.

i hate nathan.

devientart! i.ve been tired of being bothered to put my pickytures on here so i made a deviantart so i won.t spam you with jay and brendon and all that. :] my deviantart is mayapapaya422 and i hope you enjoy it, my little girlies and…guylies..

~MAYA!

ray-GIVE ME MY PENCIL BACK, POONUGGET!

me-FINE, GOSH— wait, what did you just call me?

#musicnow – Demolition Lovers

heyyo mayo!

music reports today, melissa wasn.t there :[ fever she can.t sweat out ;] sorry. panic fangirl. so anyway i didn.t do my report today cuz she was my partner. ..cry..

nicole.s and jamie.s and monica.s report was not great. 2/3 of the little groupie was staring at the wall with their backs turned to the audience and blah. …not the greatest!!

we had this super-cheesy assembly today about ‘SUPERKIDS!’ i know, even the name makes you shrivel up in disgust. yep, i am a stalker, just like melissa. it was an assembly about these two people ‘BLUE GIRL!’ and ‘MEGABOY!’ who worked for ‘SUPER KIDS ACADEMY!’ and were in a spaceship traveling around the universe teaching people about good food choices and other blah. speaking of blah, there were these ‘EVIL SUPERVILLAINS!’ called the ‘BLAHs.’ which is super lame. so apparently there is the ‘SKIPPING BREAKFAST BLAH’ the ‘EATING TOO MUCH BLAH’ the ‘NOT EXCERCISING BLAH’ and the ‘NOT EATING HEALTHY BLAH.’ and i.m like……….wow.

it was all super lame and cheesy and at the end i.m just like ‘get it over with.’

so that was my day. boring but cookie-and-dried-mango-filled. a day in the life of maya avineri.

~MAYA!

I DIDN.T NEED BIOHAZARD!!!!!!!!!!!

#musicnow – You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave

have you ever noticed that some people have really horrible comebacks? well that.s more than half my grade.

remember the “your grandma” argument? yeah.

in social studies today we were learning about ‘nonviolence’ and martin luther king jr. and blah. and then cesar chavez came up while ray was reading and he.s like

“..people such as cesar chavez”

and since cole (guy that looks like he.s crying all time) and ray have this continuous insult-thing goin. on cole was like

“your MOM is cesar chavez”

really super loud and i.m like ROFL. it was really uber hilarious at the time, i don.t think it.s that funny to you but it is to me. :]

today monica and nicole were calling each other “bad.things” and monica was just like

“well YOU.RE a CHALUPA”

if you didn.t know what a chalupa it.s, according to my mac.s dictionary: “a fried tortilla in the shape of a boat, with a spicy filling.” anyway so nicole is, apparently, a spicy fried tortilla. yeah, i don.t know.

in volleyball a bee landed on my pants. i am scared to death of bees, ok? so i.m like AAAH AAAHHH. just thought i.d let you know ;]

the moral of this post is to: not disrespect cesar chavez! to not call your friends fried tortillas! to try not to look like a flower during volleyball!

~MAYA!

“i don.t need a telescope to see that there.s hope”

#musicnow – tidal wave, owl city

it.s a little late too post about halloween, but i will anyway :]

i went with some friends and we just went in a giant circle around the neighborhood. i was an emo. well, i looked more like ryan ross with my makeup and hair and everything :] wanna see?

i knew those gloves would come in handy. i actually had a black tear that i added on right after i took this picture, so you don.t get to see it. sorry.

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yesterday we had a giant conversation on twitter about alex gaskarth and gerard way, and who was the better-looking person, and everyone said alex gaskarth. and i.m like “wowwww. people have bad taste.”

alex or gee?

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yesterday i found out that the comic that gee makes (the umbrella academy) can finally be found in the borders near me. so i.m like FINALLY. GOD. and then i raced to borders and it took forever to find them so i asked a man that worked there ‘hey can you help me find the umbrella academy? i need the first issue, it.s called apocalypse suite.” and he said “yeah sure be right with you.” so i waited there for a while then it became like 10 minutes and i.m like………..DUDE GET ME THE BOOK NOW. P: then finally he came back and pulled the two issues of the umbrella academy right there from where i was looking at the whole time and i.m like……………………

so i finally read it. and. WOW.

it.s like..amazing. but i don.t know what to say so here.s wikipedia.s take on it:

The members of the Umbrella Academy, a disbanded group of superheroes, reunite after the death of their adoptive father, “Sir Reginald Hargreeves”. Hargreeves, an alien disguised as a famous entrepreneur, collected the members of the Umbrella Academy shortly after their birth and trained them to save the world from an unspecified threat. After his death, the members carry on his plan to save the world.

it sounds kind of geeky and strange though right. NO. IT IS AMAZING. READ IT NOW. NOW!!

geez, gerard is suchhhh a good writer <333 omg i just read that in 2012 they.re making a movie out of it!! EEEH!

seriously. read the umbrella academy. now. i think the second issue is better, but both of them are absolutely AMAZING. read more info here. I LOVE HIM MORE NOW. AWESOME. AUTHOR. DUDE.

yuppee!! you all are free to go byebye, loves.

~MAYA!

“ohh, well imagine, as i.m pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can.t help but to hear, no i can.t help but to hear an exchanging of words.”

haylo!

today is great, people keep on giving me gummy worms. ;] and..poptarts. but. you know katherine?! well, she.s super duper uber tall so i was staring at her eating gummy worms and blah when she told me

“i.ll give it to you if you can reach it.”

and then she got a ruler and measured ten inches above my head, and put the gummy worm up there. i may be crazy for trying to reach it, but i kept jumping and jumping and falling down like umm..a..caterpillar AND THEN i finally licked it and then she said EW and gave it to me. yuppee for tongues!

i only say yuppee cuz mikey way says it.

speaking of my chemical romance, yesterday i found a nametag on melissa.s back that elijah took from the back of his TUCK EVERLASTING book and stuck on there. i read the nametag and it said

tarren uy

and i.m like OMIGOSH x] PRETTY NAME. lol just kidding xD anyway i put it on my face and everyone started to ask me about it. i.m like “oh i legally changed my name, i.m tarren uy now.” so now everyone calls me tarren. then at the end of the day GRACE TOOK.IT.FROM.ME. and it fell somewhere, but i dunno.

so i pretended i was a dying hobo (long story) and lay on the bench outside the classroom. then! i.m like “I.M HELENA.” because in a my chemical romance music video there.s a dead girl named helena and she.s really pretty awesome because she does ballet while she.s dead. can.t really explain it unless you see the actual helena music video but ANYWAY i made another nametag that said HELENA WAY on it in black marker and stuck it on my face but AGAIN! grace took it from me and i was about to make another one when the cookie dough came in!

we were supposed to sell cookie dough to raise funds for camp pali (if i haven.t told you already..) and it finally came! so i ran outside and there was a little red sticker on one of melissa.s boxes that said “CHOCOLATE CHUNK” and suddenly she just stuck it on my face.

in mrs. g.s class, elijah came up to me and he said “oh you.re a chocolate chunk i.mma start calling you chunky,” so i killed him by sticking it on his longish hair..it.s sorta..skater..emo? (it.s really super soft. i know by experience :3 me and camilia just touch his hair all the time in second period) i dunno. anyway, it didn.t stick! wow. that.s shocking. anyway, that.s what happened. BUT PEOPLE STOLE MY IDEA!! people started putting stuff on their cheeks and stuff and i.m like GRR!!! but now i am a

TRENDSETTER!

not only because of that but because i wear my housekey on my wrist (which is super duper emo-it.s purple and has yellow happy faces! :3) and then i saw two or three other girls with their keys on their bracelets too.

in period 2 we did something super uber fun. we sat in a tablegroup and one wrote like 5 sentences and then they pass it to the left. so this is MY story. ME = yellow. MONICA = red. ALEX = green. MELISSA = purple. NICOLE = white.

One Halloween night, a little boy named Gerard dressed up as Frank Iero (a dude from his favorite band) and went downtown with his best friend Cherry. It got dark quickly and Gerard suddenly remember that made him very scared because someone kicked him. He said “I really wish I went with a group.” Someone behind him asked him if he wanted to drink soda and he got very scared. Cherry was gone. After a few minutes, Gerard started seeing things. Then everything went black. Gerard woke up laying on a stretcher. He looked down. Halloweenies danced with hula skirts and cheerleader pompoms. They grinned with meaty teeth and started to sing and did some ritual to Gerard. Cherry suddenly appeared and Gerard yelled

CHERRY COME BACK

Gerard went running to Cherry in slow motion. Cherry was just standing there looking at a delicious plate of pickles and peanut butter. It took Gerard five minutes to reach her but when he got there she had left to go to the bathroom. “What the heck?” Gerard exclaimed. “Where am I?”

“You are in the castle of Cenioystckroflmao.” explained one of the creepy ritual Halloweenies.

“Will I ever be let free?” Gerard asked dramatically.

The ritual people glanced at one another. “Ummmm…”

Finally Cherry came back. Then she fainted on top of a pickle with peanut butter and Gerard in slow motion went running to help Cherry but then a vampire god came out of nowhere and took Gerard in slow motion. Gerard said

NO NO NO I JUST WANTED A PICKLE.

–THE END–

:] Beautiful right?

I am back from Target where I just bought a hair straightener for $17 and black eyeliner. I AM HAVING RYAN ROSS MAKEUP!! W000T!! what are you being for halloweenie?

~MAYA!

good morning!!

:] i am feeling fantastic. it is really super duper cold right now, but i don.t have any jackets to wear because monica stole my black one x] yeah, thank you.

‘alpha dog and oh-oh-omegalomania-ha-ha-oh-oh-oh-ha-ha…’ THAT QUOTE FROM ALPHA DOG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR…3 DAYS. GAH. not that it.s irritating or anything, it.s a beauty-filled song ;]

umm…hmm..i.m looking up and down my playlist for a song that i haven.t shown you beautiful little viewers yet..ummm…who likes the academy is…? no one? well too bad. i used to not like them and go ‘oh what.s the big deal out of the academy is… they.re not that good.” then little maya goes on itunes and types in ‘the acacdemy is…’ and comes up with a song called one more weekend, and little maya presses it, and little maya.s ears are filled with a beautiful song. well, not beautiful, like alpha dog, but pretty good.

so here little maya goes on youtube and gets one more weekend and pastes it onto her post so all of her little friendies can listen to it and have their eyes filled with a pretty good song. you all are very lucky.

ZING!

~MAYA!

HIHI everyone!!

had a great fabulousful day

today was pretty random. at lunchtime we saw this dude outside the school that was probably in high school (but i wasn.t sure) holding something (i forget what it was) and i just yelled at him

“DUDE!! HEY DUDE!!!”

and he looked at me and i said

“WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?!”

and he looks at me and he lifts his shoulders and hands up as if to say “WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU CARE” and then he just left. and i.m like thank you.

then this other dude came by and he was just riding on his bike doing a wheelie and i.m like

“DUDE!! YOU ROCK!!”

and he just ignored me but alex was like “..hey, sam, isn.t that the dude who almost ran us over?” and i.m like…….that.s not so rockish now.

long story, long story, but apparently i ‘broke up’ with a pole (it.s complicated) and now i.m engaged to gerard way. just thought i.d let you know, but it.s a super long story, you would never understand.

i bought TONSES of new songs a few days ago because i got a $15 itunes giftcard. i bought

•Alpha Dog
•Tidal Wave
•Born For This
•The Bird and the Worm
•Run, Don’t Walk

and MY OH MY. ALPHA DOG IS AMAZING. BEAUTIFUL!! THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET FALL OUT BOY!!!

AMAZING.

~MAYA!

hi hi everyone!

i.m back from nicole.s house and i am tired as a tired thing.

i am eating skittles that taste delicious but a little too sweet because the outside is one flavor and the inside is some other flavor…it.s like…a skittle revolution…

it.s a big thing for the skittles people, okay?

i wrote a post before but i deleted it so i have to retype it. but i don.t feel like it so x]

“not if i slap you in the face first,” is something i should say more often. i say “zing” a lot more times than “not if i slap you in the face first,” which i am ashamed of. but “zing” fits in more situations than that. give me an example of a time you could.ve said “not if i slap you in the face first” so i can find out how i can make someone say that.

i was on memegenerator earlier today being a bored goth stalker child and i found one of gabe saporta that i thought was funny for some reason. i have a weird mind, i think weird things are funny. a lot of gabe saporta memes are inappropriate, i just thought this one was funny, so i.m not gonna post any other ones 0_0

it makes no sense, but still.

i shall go bye bye now, because i am but a little sad, so…just letting you know. shiver. gee, it.s cold. -_- *purplelipspurplelips*

~MAYA!

hi hi hi!

posting here from little miss melissa.s house : D

half my face is completely  numb. grr. know why?

well today people kept throwing stuff at me today. first of all i was talking to claire while walking backwards and then i turned around with my face an inch from a pole. i blinked at that moment while i stepped forward and i smashed my face into the pole. i saw white spots. it hurt so so sos os sososos sos so sosos so so unbelievably much. and, hey, i am a toughish girl, i.m not a crybaby. but it hurt so bad i was about to cry, just so you know. well i was rushed off to the little nurse over here ms. liz and i i.m like “can i have an ice pack?” and she.s like “no it.ll be okay.” and i.m like… -_- well thank you.

so i just sat there resting.

THEN!! in mrs. g.s class, little miss NICOLE over here CHUCKED A PENCIL AT ME. well, she didn.t mean to. she meant to throw it at ray, but UNFORTUNATELY she MISTOOK the angle and i heard this WHOOSH sound and i turned my face a little bit to see what it was and then i saw this pencil for a second and then it slammed into my face, right where my head was throbbing. thanks, nicole. appreciate it.

then at lunchtime some of the girls and 3 of the guys (elijah, micah, connor) played jumprope. connor was whipping the rope around really super fast and then it just flung out of the other person.s hands and it smacked me right across the face. thanks, connor. appreciate it.

THENNN right afterward i turned around and this volleyball smacked into my face. THANKS ELIJAH, APPRECIATE IT.

but now i can just feel my face. woot.

last night i had this weird weird dream. i woke up cuz i heard this CLICK sound, and i turned my head a little bit and michael jackson was right there in front of my face. and i.m like AAAAAAHHHHH cuz i have a super duper giant fear of michael jackon. and then i looked down and i saw a knife under my throat. michael was really pale and had a mask on, it was creepy.

then he.s like “if you want to live, you have to do what i say.” and i.m like, whimpering “what do you want me to do? what do you want me to do??” and he.s like “kill…melissa…” and i.m like SAY WHAT GIRLFRIEND inside my head but this dude.s got a knife to my neck, okay? so i.m like, “why?” and he mumbled something i didn.t catch. i said “but i don.t want to kill her!! she.s my best friend, and she deserves to live!!” and he.s like “you WILL kill her,” and i said “I WON.T!” and then i felt his knife slash across my throat and i fell fully asleep. it was so realistic, i thought i actually died as the black came around my eyes. i was really genuinely scared.

i told melissa this today, and she said that he.s probably haunting me because i make fun of him sometimes. and then she thought it was nice because i would die for her, i.m like “yeahyeah whatever” xD but IT WAS SO SO SO SCARY AND REALISTIC!!! :[

any scary dreams you.ve had?

~MAYA!

again i am super duper fuper guper uber early, it is 7:30.

so i am making a post in my half hour of spare time.

yesterday was SUPER annoying. in mr. g.s class, there was a substitute mrs. katie but when she wrote her name on the board she put a ♥ on top of the i which annoys me in such a deep level you cannot understand. so that.s what happened.

then she talked in this super high pitched voice that was all whiny and…supernatural x] and then she suddenly made this ‘pterodactyl noise’ because today.s assignment to write in our journal was

‘if you grew silver pterodactyl wings and a monkey tail, what would you see? what would you do?’

so she ‘demonstrated’ and i like…leaped out of my chair. it hurt my ears.

at lunchtime today, i saw this little boy with a cobra starship shirt. i was like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR SHIRT ♥♥♥ and then his other friend said ‘thank you’ and i.m like i wasn.t talking to you *glare*

and he.s like i know i.m answering for him. and i.m like 0_0 ok then

today i got to be grace.s helper in wasting valuable classtime. apparently she had a job, that she had to give teachers little green forms or something (i didn.t really understand it, so…) and since her partner katie had to type something up for mrs. y, she couldn.t so, me being right beside grace, she chose me to go with her. so, going to the office to a teacher to a teacher to the office down to the playground and all the way back up to the classroom, i wasted quite a lot of art time and grace wasted quite a lot of library time. oh well. art was being done at mr. g.s classroom anyway.

when i got back melissa was like ‘YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK!’ or something like that x] and josé was like “i thought you died”

then as we packed up for library elijah asked me “who would you rather kiss, josé or me?” and i.m like o_0 and when i didn.t answer he stalked me for the rest of the day saying

answerthequestionanswerthequestionanswerthequestionanswerthequestion

it was very very very annoying. i finally said i would rather kiss elijah because i hate josé just that much because he is super duper annoying. and also, just before he said he would rather kiss me than monica so that sort of..yeah.

then he asked me who i would rather EAT, him or cole. o_O and i.m like, laughing out loud about how stupid that question was and we.re in the library with mrs. y teaching us how to do something on the computer and everyone kept staring at me because i was laughing. then i chose cole because i really REALLY want that boy out of my life. REALLY.

~MAYA!