hey :]

it’s the weekend..what a relief..;__;

i hate school, officially. teachers hate me, kids hate me, everyone..just..ugh ;__;

hmm. i shall talk about a few topics my friend miles has brought upon me :]]

fringes–

have you noticed how i draw fringes in almost every drawing i have? i prefer to call them ‘tufts’ but a lot of people i know have called them fringes so i’m going with that ;D i don’t know where i got it from but there it is ;D what is your habit in drawings?

sleep–

not only is sleep a /fantastic/ my chem song, but it’s also something i have a deep need for. insomnia, maybe? i don’t know. -__-

air guitar–

i pwn everyone at it. i swear. especially to extreme hardcore rock..i own. pwn. zwn. can you imagine me air-guitaring?! if i was someone else, i couldn’t. cuz i seem like such a calm, depressed little girl x]]

friends–

i love you all sooooo much, you are my favorite people in the entire world. i’d love to give a shoutout to

tianna

who’s been an /amazing/ person to me, despite our obvious differences ;D

drk

who’s been just super awesome :]

luhy

chad

and my new besty forever

micromodular!!♥

lots of lublubs for him ‘cus he’s just been one of the most amazing people in the world, and he’s very good with photography and other things :]

so…visit all these people, and sorry if i forgot you, i’m /uber/ stressed.

and this does /not/ mean my bffs in real life!! so no offense to you, melissa, grace, and other people who visit this blog and stalk me who i do not know about from my school. sorry if i talk trash about you and you’re reading this o_o

~MAYA:
What I just did was illegal in 32 countries

PS! the quotes i’m putting after my name are things i’ve actually said xD

This is Youtube. I am looking under the ‘recommended for you’ section, and i’m like “oh, two gerard way videos, awesome <3″ and “two owl city videos :]]” and then i see a video by amazingphil, one of my other favorite youtubers, and then…

taylor swift.

i have never…i..-_o WHY ON EARTH IS TAYLOR SWIFT RECOMMENDED FOR ME?! GAHHRGJHSKFGHLSD. stupid recommended for you section.

also, genius in itunes has a similar thing. STOP SUGGESTING THE JONAS BROTHERS FOR ME. GEEZ ;__; but it actually knew i liked my chemical romance before i even liked them o_o

ryan ross used to be nice and shy and awesome, but later he became a big fat epic fail. …with curly hair.. ;D

~MAYA!

Hello beautifuls.

it’s Thanksgiving today. Did you know?

What are you thankful for. /i/ am for many things. first of all, i am thankful for my inspirational, humorous family, my amazing friends, my kitty, and my clothes. i am thankful for the electronics we own. i am thankful for the creativity and freedom I am allowed. i am thankful for my style; i have the permission to dress and look the way i want each day. i am thankful for my teachers and my school. even though i may not act like it, i really appreciate school and the time my teachers take to make sure i understand what i will definitely need to know in the future. i am thankful for the house I live in.
i am thankful for my favorite music, My Chemical romance, fall out Boy, panic at The disco, cobra Starship, Mayday parade, Owl City, and adam lambert. i am thankful that I’ve seen a band live in concert. i am thankful for the food on my table, and my dad who works full days to keep us fine. I’m thankful for my mom, who continues to inspire me every single day. i am thankful for my amazing brother, who is funny and kind and one of the most generous, hard-working people I know.

—:]

i’ve just recently got back from the Thanksgiving dinner at my grandma’s house. it was fun and I sort of stuffed myself. ughghahg. my uncle Eitan told me he had substituted for a music teacher in a school, and a boy came up to him and told him that he /pwns/ everyone in music. and eitan was like…what the heck does ‘pwn’ mean. so he asked me and i said that that means he was, or so he /thought/ he was, the best musician in the class.

later my aunt Netta and her cousin Aaron and ilan were playing Family Feud with candies, like..who could say the candy that the other didn’t know of. Aaron said “razzles,” which sounds pretty odd, and ilan said “sn0•caps.” now, you know sno•caps, right? those little chocolate things with those spicy white thingies on the tops? right? anyway, Aaron [i keep on putting three a's -__-] had no idea what sno•caps were, and i said

“you just got /PWNED!/”

and Netta started laughing hysterically because that’s what she does.

–;D

later Aaron, my mom, ilan, Netta, and me were in Netta’s room, and aaron saw a picture of Netta rock-climbing.

a=aaron, n=netta.

a=”how old were you in this picture?”

n=”maybe twelve, thirteen, fourteen.”

a=”when did you learn to rock-climb?” 0_0

n=”pshhaw, when i was learning to be /awesome./”

it doesn’t sound that funny here but it was hilarious there xD if you say it in the right voice out loud you’d think it’d be funny. you’re missing out.

on the way back home we saw all the lights of the city below. it was truly fantastic. :’)

i have something really important to say…but i’m not going to say it..because someone would tell the exact people i don’t want to know… i’ve been thinking about it more and more lately, and…:[

the only person that knows is puppyscruffy, and it has /nothing/ to do with online people. it’s my real life. please don’t bother her about it..please. because if she /did/ tell you, and i know she wouldn’t, someone would tell my best friends/family..and that would make my life a disaster..

please don’t bother her about it. Thank you. <3

I love you all from deep inside my heart. Happy Thanksgiving.

~MAYA!

i went to Melissa’s house yesterday for a sleepover and i just got back today at 6:30. isn’t that effing fantastic? LOL i have just listened to the song The Fear 12,902,375,475,847,592,874 times because when i was at Melissa’s house Dana, her sister, was playing her CMPV of that, and i had to listen to Lily Allen say “effing fantastic” 12,902,375,475,847,592,874 times. so. yeah.

i asked her if she saw the adam lambert ama performance, she said no :] so i told her adam and that other dude kissed and she said ‘ew’ and i /forced/ her to watch it [mwahahhaa!] and she thought it was disgusting but…yeah ;] /a/d/a/m//l/a/m/b/e/r/t//f/t/w/!!!

sleepwalkers by adam lambert is suuu good. i’mma buy it next month when i have $$cashes$$.

we were going to call katherine to ask her if she watched the ama’s, and if she did, then i would tell her that adam lambert is my idol and i want to be just like him when i grow up. i was wondering what she would do. so we called her /four times/ at least, and we kept hanging up because we were scared … we are so /wimpy../

we watched the nightmare before christmas!! it was /very/ good, i /def/ recommend you to watch it :] PATRICK STUMP SINGS ‘WHAT’S THIS?’ BETTER THAN JACK, AND BRENDON URIE SINGS ‘THIS IS HALLOWEEN’ MUCH BETTER THAN ALL THE STUPID TOWNPEOPLE.

tihi.

we made a video, melissa and i, about our radish spirit fan club, anddt…it took /at least/ three hours to edit, /p/l/e/a/s/e//v/i/e/w//i/t//h/e/r/e//! we were kind of talking about michael jackson too, innit.

–

you know that show pokémon? well melissa had these pokéball things lying around, and was being really weird and pretending i was a ‘mayamon.’ it was really weird xD so we made a video and it hasn’t been uploaded, but it was really funny and i was wearing my goth pjs xD

–

so we went to bed at…12…which is kind of early…but…idc…/anyway!/! i noticed that Dana had said the word ‘preview’ a million times that day, so i told her I would wake her up this morning saying ‘preview’ into her ear. xD it was random, but..yeah..

buu she woke up before me and woke /me/ up by doing that.

and then i woke up melissa and first i said ‘you have 7 days to live’ and then she woke up a bit and then i yellwhispered

/preview!/

and she woke up ;] nothing super exciting happened /today/…so…i’d like to say bye!!

;D

~MAYA!

me- “I’ma kitten” *licks*
“I’m not milk” 0_0 -my friend

hello my beautiful boys and disgusting girls

random title, right? well..no. not really. because this will actually MAKE SENSE…..

*ahem*

lately i have met a few people on twitter thatttt…are pretty amazing. and..they’re from britain. or england. or other places around. and they’re just pretty awesome and they have great senses of humour and…they look great. so. i love them. that’s why.

like..charlie and conor and joey. these are my new friends.

and dan. this dude is the best most amazing person of all of them, and he’s a youtuber, and i’ve been trying to find out how to make him realize i’m alive. okay. so i actually LOOKED at his video called ‘how to befriend your favourite internet stars,’ hoping for some ideas. okay?

so THEN, i realized that he was being sarcastic, so i’m like “wow. very helpful kthxbi.”

so then i was hopeless. but that is the only person i’m a fan of that hasn’t replied to me. i actually direct messaged with victoria asher from cobra starship, and i made alex suarez from cobra starship read sketchy slash, and i made beau bokan from blessthefall tell me how he made his hair look like that. and so then i moved onto the british emos. first of all i was all about charlie but i was too lazy to actually reply to him but then i actually was arguing with luhy about lady gaga and then i said that he was just like charlie [with a link] because they both like lady gaga. then [SQUEE1] charlie replied to me saying “i don’t know who that is but if he’s like me he’s an idiot.” and i’m like…”YAY!”

so then i was fangirlish over joey, who is extremely adorable and i’m his secret epal [long story]. so then i found out about his boyfriend [YES, boyfriend] who is conor, who is nearly double as amazing as joey but more mean, and…yeah. so then conor put up a link for an actual poll about who was the better-looking person, him or joey. so i replied to him saying “i’m not even gonna vote cuz you guys are even ;D <3″ and then BaM conor replies saying “you ArE gonna vote for me ;D” and then i said “OMGOMGOMGSQUEEEEECONORREPLIEDTOMEAAAUGH *dead*”

and then i voted. yeah.

and then joey replied to me after that saying “omg @crushcrushconor kissed me P:” being all mean and making me jealous. meanie.

but…yeah. so today was a fabulous day!

so. i made up my own ways to make british emos reply to you on twitter.

Step 1: say that your beffrend is just like the british emo in a negative way.

Step 2: constantly reply and protest against the british emo. to EvErYtHiNg the person says. in the first 12 seconds. dan was right about that.

Step 3: annoy the british emo’s boyfriend double as much as you annoyed the actual british emo.

and THAT! is how to make british emos reply to you on twitter!

;D hope you enjoyed the lesson.

but conor’s mine, so don’t have any ideas. *glare*

~MAYA!

oh, did you see the AMAs yesterday? i did. and adam’s performance? theatrical, stunning, amazinggggg <3

SO DON’T HATE.

hi my luverlies!!
;D

like my new header? ilan made it for me. such an awesome little ilan.

the background’s gonna change soon, so don’t worry about that. just chill. chill! god. -_o creeper

;D

i got a $15 giftcard for itunes a few days ago and i bought all the songs in one hour. i bought:

* from now on we are enemies – fall out boy

* i don’t love you – my chemical romance

* teenagers – my chemical romance

* for your entertainment – adam lambert

* candles – hey monday

*  jersey – mayday parade

* miserable at best – mayday parade

* no boundaries – adam lambert

* the saltwater room – owl city

* something – escape the fate

* the helena music video

* time for miracles – adam lambert

my favorite is for your entertainment, so i’ll show you it now… the lyrics are kind of..sketchy, i guess, if you know what i mean..

creepy album cover too, ya know? i don’t care, good song. shush.

~MAYA!

OMG YES!! ITS THANKSGIVING BREAK YUSSSS

hey little people

i am SUPER sorry i haven’t posted in a while, my school life is terrible.

;D buuut! i’m here now which is all that matters.

i watched 2012!!!

it was sooo goood but scaryyyyy. you should so watch it. i ate off half of my nails during it lol. fascinating, huh? well. yeah. scary stuff, that is.

nicole isn’t my friend anymore. she’s been really annoying for a long time now and melissa and i just couldn’t take it anymore. this is what happened. i’m yellow, melissa’s purple and nicole is red.

nicole, maya and i don’t want to be your friend anymore.

*immediately starts crying*

*rolls eyes*

SUPER DUPER LONG CONVERSATION, SPYING, LAUGHING, ET CETERA ET CETERA

and that’s what happened. she’s been my friend for a while and i could accept her, but it was just too much..gah..

7: oh well. monica and jamie are “replacing her,” i guess. but they’ll be..much better than her…

pogs! p.o.g.s are problem of the group. jason and trenton were in a group together. i was hopehopehoping they wouldn’t choose me because i hatehatehate trenton!! D; then they chose isabella and i’m like “yessssss.” then jason said “never mind, take that back.” and then “maya.” and i’m like “NO!!!!”

so then i glared at them “i hate you” and they started laughing for some reason. then they chose melissa (thank you, trenton) and then NiCoLe. RIGHT AFTER OUR FIGHT. UGHHH. and then CAMILIA. NOOOO. I HAVE A HORRIBLE GROUP NO. ONLY MELISSA IS MY FRIENDIE THERE. GAHH.

i hate sixth grade.

now enough about me. how’re you?

~MAYA!

margaret tattle

how are my beautiful people?

VERY sorry i haven’t written in a while :\ i’ve been busy.

right now i.ve been writing at least five stories at once and it’s hard to manage all my sites with the books on them. so i.ve been thinking to make one BIG site with ALL my stories on them. thumbs up, thumbs down? :]

thank you very much for visiting alternative hub, my beautifuls. when i last checked i think we just got our 125th view, which makes me very happy!!

speaking of alternative hub and all of its beautiful bands, you know brendon urie? well of course you do. well you also know he’s crazy xD but beautiful, okay? so, he.s pretty creepishly random lol. so my good friend bbfreeze found him dancing like a retard, so i’d like you to check it out HERE...;D wait for it to load fully before looking at it please :]

my cat is a fat little thing, i’d like you to see it ;D

ain’t she cute?? ;D it took a little while to take that picture because she was trying to eat my hand as you can see.

umm, so byebye <3

~MAYA!

hey hey!

a few days ago melissa and i were walking through the halls and melissa suddenly put her hands together in the form of a gun and went

ketchup onion peckpeck gun!

and then she pretended to shoot at someone, i think it was kevin. it was uber random, but pretty hilarious anyway.

today in the cybrary alex melissa and i thought we heard ray say that he wanted to be a ‘male swimsuit model.’ and then alex was like ‘but i thought you wanted to be a lawyer’ and he said

“NO! I DO WANT TO BE A LAWYER. I SAID I WANT TO marry A MALE SWIMSUIT MODEL.”

and i.m like….

wow.

i have a dailybooth! : D

short short post, but i don.t have like hours of time xD so byebyee

~MAYA!

running after something she.ll never kill

I HATE NATHAN.

so we have this project due today, right? we have a group of 6 people, me, melissa, monica, jason, dane and nathan, okay? i say “oh, great, 6 people, we.ll get done faster.”

THEN JASON AND DANE GO TO A 2-DAY-LONG PARTY IN THE CYBRARY. NOT COOL.

so melissa is gone for two days (not her fault ;]) and monica nathan and me have to do the work. monica is coloring and labeling, i.m tracing and managing everything, and what is nathan doing? HE IS DOING ABSOLUTELY

NADA.

if you don.t know what that means it means nothing. jsyk.

SO I GOT FED UP WITH THAT FAT LITTLE IDIOT. (xD)

hey, i couldn.t take it okay, so i told the teacher, because, well, here.s our conversation. i.m yellow, nathan.s purple.

“nathan, how.s your shapes coming along?”

“STOP ANNOYING ME”

“i.m just asking you because i.m team leader..? wait, you.re not doing anything!!”

“yes i am!! i.m doing all this work!!”

“dude you.ve barely done anything since the beginning of this week.”

“YES I HAVE.”

“well nathan if you want to get a good grade then you.d better start working.”

“I DON.T WANT TO.”

“you have to or we.ll all get a bad grade.”

“I DON.T CARE IF YOU GET A BAD GRADE.”

…can you see how annoying that.ll get? i.m serious. i.ve been taking that for a week now. so i told the teacher she got angry he got angry at me i got angry at him.

and it was due today.

we didn.t finish.

i hate nathan.

devientart! i.ve been tired of being bothered to put my pickytures on here so i made a deviantart so i won.t spam you with jay and brendon and all that. :] my deviantart is mayapapaya422 and i hope you enjoy it, my little girlies and…guylies..

~MAYA!

ray-GIVE ME MY PENCIL BACK, POONUGGET!

me-FINE, GOSH— wait, what did you just call me?

#musicnow – Demolition Lovers