..part two.

SO ME AND MONICA AND JAMIE AND A BLAH BLAH BLAH ARE GOING TO THE MOUNTAINS ON…

A.CLASS.TRIP.

..well. More like a grade trip, but. Can you imagine going to the mountains with 90+ students? Radical and not-so-snazzy at the same time.

I had a great day and things, and now, well…:)

I’ll miss you all!!! Have a great week, love you! <3

~MAYA!
*an irreversible error has occurred*

Dahvie Vanity! I love this guy. Started doing Photoshop a few days ago, this is my…third art piece. The others were for a contest I am now WINNING in!!

Leave me your thoughts, tell me what I can do better.
.see.the.rest.of.my.gallery.here.
Thank you!

~MAYA!
“So what’d you do about your brother’s sleeptalking?” I ask.
Marissa replies: “I threw a book at his head…HARDCOVER!! AREN’T I SO HARDCORE”

hi!
how’re you doing on this fine day?

yesterday camilia was wearing a shirt saying “i ♥ boys who recycle” and elijah said “Camilia’s the reason I don’t recycle anymore”
niiice.

today i had to pray to Justin for good luck on my Science test, because he’s the god of…good luck and candy..and knowledge, I think. Or something of the sort. :3 Or so he says, pff.

I have a safety kit that I always keep in my pocket. I keep scissors, my phone, my keys, and a dollar. I keep scissors in case I need to chop myself out of someplace, and other various reasons. I keep my phone to call someone, I keep my keys in case I’m..kidnapped…and escape and walk home and no one’s there =_= and a dollar in case they kidnapped me a long, long way away and I needed to buy some food along the walk home. …a dollar doesn’t get you very far, well.

so. today i was wearing purple and black plaid tights and they had no pockets so i was very mad. i put my safety kit in my jacket pocket but they kept falling out. so. i came up with this idea to go around the country sowing pockets into peoples’ tights so there would never be the dilemma of pretty tights but no pockets.

so. Jamie was all “what if someone opened their closet one morning and you were in it sowing pockets into their tights?” and i just imagined how freaked out i would be if some random girl was in my closet in the morning. so….i dropped the idea.

hope you have a great–OH YEAH. WAIT PLEASE.

I am in this contest to win an autographed poster of Ray Toro, one guitarist of My Chemical Romance. PLEASE vote for me and I will shower you with love and lulz. Kay? Vote HERE and scroll down until you see “For Ray Toro Poster!” and scroll down a bit until you see a little poll. Press “Entry 6″ to vote. Thank you so much if you do, it means a whole lot.

~MAYA!
“Well, if you liked it there must’ve been onion rings on it…om nom nom” says Frankie Iero.

Ello!
Maya is here, as always, to inform you of her daily life…and things.

The Grammys, eh? I watched it and it was all fantastic and things, but there was no Adam Lambert…I mean, well, he was there, but. He wasn’t singing. So.

Justin Bieber was on there with Ke$ha? Blehhh. I literally screamed in horror when I saw him.

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Today Justin (The awesome kind.) created social ranking for our classroom.
It’s in order, from least powerful to greatest. It went something like this:

Hated/At War With: Elijah
Unfaithful: Jose
Peasant: Monica
Slave: x
Warrior: Jamie, Melissa
General: Daniel
Priest: x
Lord: x
Faithful/Apprentice: x
—-some other things over here—-
Prophet: Maya
God Master Master Master: Justin

Of course Justin makes himself a God Master Master Master.
Umm..have a great day, and things…:)

~MAYA!
“Life is like a box of paper towels” says Adam Lambert.

’tis me.

what’s up?
it’s really cold right now…x_x

yesterday, instead of working on my science review blah, monica and jamie and I styled Kevin’s hair. With. Water and paper towels. While José spectated.

Apparently Kevin thinks that if you push the front of your hair up, you will look like a better Kevin. Kevin is wrong.

Monica showed me this journal entry Kevin wrote, about what he likes to do when he’s bored. I photocopied it so I wouldn’t have to take his journal away from him over the weekend. He had some interesting things on there.

THINGS I DO WHEN I’M BORED

♦ Burn some things I can find ♦ Go to my friend’s house ♦ Go biking ♦ Disturb my brother ♦ Sleep ♦ Count my money ♦ Do my eye excercise ♦ Help my mom with stuff ♦ Play solitaire ♦ Watch TV ♦ Do nothing ♦ Stare at wet paint ♦ Do all the homework ahead of me ♦ Read some magazines ♦ Listen to music ♦ Draw on a whiteboard ♦ Punch a stuffed animal ♦ Practice Tae Kwon Do ♦ Walk around ♦ Eat ♦ Draw shapes ♦ Accidently burn myself when playing with matches. Fire hurts.

…That kind of gives you an idea of what kind of person Kevin is.

~MAYA!
“Mr. Severus Snape wishes to stay anonymous”

a lot happened today.

i did my mathematician report. it went fantastically.

how was your day?

Well hello.
How is everyone today?

So I actually have not been on in three days because we got Verizon FiOS on Friday, I think, maybe? And the guy wasn’t very efficient and he got our…TV, to work, but then our internet and phones didn’t work. And our PS3.

So. *ahem*

…We got him back today and now our internet, phones, and PS3 are working all dandy. Mhm.

I have a report to do with Monica and Melissa in three days, and I’m quite nervous. I’ll be fine though, I think. Wish me luck. *wibble* *hugs everyone* *gets rose* *sings Helena*
When both our cars collide! What’s the worst thing I could say? Things are better if I stay, so long and–

…*ahem*

…So, my room is now purple!! It’s very, very pretty. I love it. I have my Fall Out Boy poster up right thurr, and it’s very awesome. You know that Patrick hat I put up a bit ago? Well, when I was at Melissa’s house, we…we looked it up to see if there were any of Patrick’s hats on ebay, and there weren’t any. Which is kind of weird, because he probably wears hats 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 12 months a year, and all that. So he must have thrown a hat or had a hat fall off his head at least once during a concert and some fangirl picked it up? …I don’t know. Maybe the fangirl didn’t want any money, she just wanted his hat.

Which is sort of what I would do. But. Yeah.

~MAYA!
“Maya, how are you evil, funny, and sweet at the same time?!” says Sammy.
“I eat a lot of sour patch kids…”

Uhm. What’s up, you?
It’s me. Maya. Your spiritual advisor. Hi.

Today I took a quiz and I’m 97% insane…:D ISN’T THAT INSANE? ..ahaha..ahahaha…*is lame*

Uhm. So today was really rainy, and there was a “tornado watch” blah blah blah and there was thunder and lightning and AAUGH. Scary. *…hides in corner with a teddy bear and M* *snuggles*
Ummm. So. Today we stayed inside the class //all/ day and I had to watch Grace sort out playing cards because there was nothing better to do. And I had to avoid the popular-er people because they kept on following me around trying to ask me questions……………stalkers.

Right now what I //should/ be doing right now is typing up my “Pizza Party” project for my “mathematician report” that “I have to do” (….why do I keep putting quotes?….*is brick’d by Melissa*)
AY. MELISSA. DON’T THROW BRICKS AT ME. IT’S NOT NICE. *goes into corner…again*

Umm. ANYWAY, so I should be doing that but apparently being on deviantART and Twitter and writing up a new post for my snazzed up blog, so. I’ll start it now. *opens up Word.* *waits fourteen and a half hours for it to start up.* OKAY GAIZ! Love you! Have a great night!

~MAYA!
“Mikey Mouse. A combination between Mikey Way and Mickey Mouse. I invented that.” says Frankie Iero.
PS. 46,000 views?!! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. No WAY that’s legit. But thank you anyway…*tears up*

ahaha, I just love that smiley.

YOU GAIZ. How are you today? I am pretty much snazztastic because my very rad brother designed me a new…design…today while I was at school!?! ♥

Y-yay 8″D

So his blog is this one right here and you should visit it because it’s a really fun place and…yeah…*stares off into space*

LOVE YOU.

~MAYA!
“So…Charlie and I are made of plastic.” says me.
“Yep. We’re plastic but we still have fun.” says Charlie.

PS. Sorry for the short short post. ♥ <- That heart should be purple. But it’s not.

well, yeah.
it was on thursday.

but her party is actually TODAY.

yeahh.

so in an hour and a half I will be at Melissa’s house because I am carpooling with her //to/ the hotel where the party’s being held. Yurrh.
So how is everyone today?

Have you seen my deviantART yet?
wahah. please visit it.

“Shameless advertising” says Ryan Ross to me.
“HEY.” says me. “GO TO THE PLANET WHERE YOU CAME FROM.”
Ryan Ross says nothing.  He goes into a corner and begins to mutter to himself about pink lemonade.

MOVING ON.

So. So. So. So. I hope you all have a fantastic day because I will….!! :3 Love and lulz to everyone.
Except the girl that was singing in the Jumprope For Heart video thing. Melissa knows what I mean.

~MAYA!
“…But you called me a loser,” says Jaymi.
“That’s my pet name for you!” I say.